Purple eclipse

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you don't stopi am australian, a girl :p and i am ❤️❤️✌️💗💗🍦striving to get a body that i am happy with 🍦❤️❤️✌️💗💗

breakburnandends:

[doesnt talk to you] [sees your selfie] dam wassup

(via unpopuler)

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

(Source: megachikorita, via shouldnt)

surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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(Source: surprisebitch, via succeeding)

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

(Source: fake-mermaid, via encourage)

evxlution:

your blog is automatically ugly when you unfollow me

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